Dear BaconTree
| Dear BaconTree,
I've been good alllll year. I left
out the cookies and the milk but I still didn't get
anything cool.
What should I do?
Greg Grisham, Greesburough, NC |
Well Greg -- who I've never met and did not write a
fake letter for opening day at BaconTree -- first of all,
Santa doesn't like bad spellllling. And then, of course, one
must be cool to get cool things. And I highly doubt someone
who writes "alllll" when he means "aaaaallll"
could be that cool.
Santa doesn't go for the cookies-and-milk thing anymore.
Instead, he uses BaconTree. So my advice is to join
BaconTree and make a wish list right away.
Thanks for writing, anonymous stranger.
BaconTree |
| Dear BaconTree,
Should I get a vasectomy?
Curious George |
Dear Curious,
You never know- one day you could be the last man on earth.
Then it would be up to you and twleve lucky ladies to rebuild
civilization.
The future of mankind depends on you, George. Don't do it.
Sincerely,
BaconTree |
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