What the...?

So, you were smart enough to find BaconTree, but you're still puzzled by its purpose.

In short, BaconTree is a place to help you get what you want.

"How," you ask?

With the help of two AMAZING features:

• The Wish List
• Dear BaconTree

The Wish List

After you join us, you can harness the power of the Internet to get what you want from your friends and loved ones.

You begin by creating a wish list. It can contain anything you want. You can make a list of crap, like Britney Spears CDs or Star Wars action figures. Or maybe you want a massage and candy from someone you love? It's up to you.

After that, you provide other helpful hints, like your clothe sizes and your favorite restaurant.

Finally, you fill in some important dates- like your birthday and Valentine's day- and you add sombody's eMail address. Then *POOF* like magic, one week before a special date, your loved one gets an eMail reminder, containing your wishlist and helpful hints.

Dear BaconTree

So, you made your wish list, but your bone-headed lover was too stupid to listen. Or maybe your needs are too complicated to be solved by the wish list.

NO PROBLEM.

The all-knowing, all-seeing BaconTree has the answers to life's ailments. Write to BaconTree, and you might see an answer in our weekly advice collumn.

Oh yes, and one more thing...

...it's all FREE.